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Category: Anna’s Reviews

Movie, Girls 闺蜜 1 & 2 lesbian subtext discussion

My partner likes to veg out to random movies before bed and on one of the nights recently, the movie that got lucky was the Hong Kong-Taiwan-and maybe China production, Girls 2, also known as Girls vs Gangsters I think. I prefer reading before bed so I usually seldom pay much attention to anything she puts on, but for Girls vs Gangsters, I found myself looking up, a lot, and eventually even put away my Kobo to watch the whole thing with her. 

Before we go on, let me make it clear Girls vs Gangsters is not a lesbian movie. None of the characters are lesbians, the romantic storylines in the film are entirely heterosexual and they are very definitely identified as simply really good friends. It is also a very cheesy movie with a very slapstick plot that I’m not going to discuss here because, while I did have a few good laughs, I don’t really have much to say about it.

What I do want to mention, however, and this is also the reason I began watching and persisted with watching even as the story got covered in a layer of cheese thicker than my quilt, are the long gazes the lead actresses (there’s 3 of them and they are all gorgeous) would give each other, and the kisses they put on each other’s lips, and the tender hugs and caresses they would offer each another at every little opportunity, and the outright verbal expressions of ‘I love you’s. Basically, if you took away the rest of the film, exercised your imagination and put all those affectionate moments together with a little creative editing, you could probably get a beautiful, much-liked twenty-minute lesbian short film for YouTube out of it.

Like this… (Credit: YouTube)
… and this… (Credit: YouTube)
…. and this… (Seriously, there’s a ton more but I need to move on with life now.) (Credit: YouTube)

Confused, I picked out Girls 1 next and watched it for clues about what could really be going on, like if it could be something the director (who was also the writer) intended or if something was happening between the actresses in real life? I ended up finding more of those ‘I love you’s, pecks and hugs and professions to be there forever for each other, and even a scene where the 3 gorgeous leads strip off and jump into a shower together (yes, all 3, 1 shower, together), all in the name of being really good friends, and all while simultaneously professing an interest in dating/sleeping with men.

Just good friends.
Very good friends.
Very, very good friends. Yup.

Now, I don’t have a lot of heterosexual close female friends but the ones I do have, I will never kiss or hug or say ‘I love you’ to. And they neither have nor will to me, or each other, as far as I can tell. The close female friend that I did most recently kiss and hug and say I love you to became my partner. And for the record, we only began showering together after we started sleeping with each other. 

So I have no idea what’s really going on in those movies, if it’s a culture or state of mind I don’t yet understand, or a means of making a film where girls get to kiss each other and show love for each other without the film being banned from or rejected by the box office? I don’t know. All I can tell you is that if you want to see very pretty, femmy Chinese actresses holding each other tightly, stroking each other lovingly, showing infinite concern for each other and proclaiming their love for each other without anybody making it into a very big deal at all, you will enjoy Girls 1 & 2. 

I certainly did.

(Because it’s not properly a lesbian film though, I didn’t add it to my Long List of Lesbians. But I did only just add others, mostly in the United Kingdom section. Go here if you want to see.)

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Winnie The Pooh Makes Me Want To Be A Sweeter Person

Watched Disney’s Christopher Robin over the weekend. Cried through most of the movie and was miserable for a full day afterwards so I really think it’s the best thing I’ve watched all year. You see, a long time ago, I had as little brain as Pooh has and I was as happy and at peace as he was, but I became just like grown-up Christopher Robin without even realising so. I thought being dedicated to work, a fighter, a survivor, competitive, tough and emotionless would lead to happiness but seeing Christopher Robin yell at Pooh for being a dimwit/nuisance changed my mind about everything. I don’t want to be that guy. Now, all I want to be is simple, sweet, kind, present for my loved ones and eternally positive—all the things I used to be before school and work told me to go fight everybody else for a living. I’m telling you about this because it is most likely going to affect the endings of my next few books. I’m going to move away from doom and gloom maybe forever because all I want to do now is fill the world with Winnie The Pooh soft toys.

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Favourite Movies thus far

(off the top of my head, in no particular order) Carol (I loved it so much I even downloaded the music sheet of its theme to play for fun), Dr Marsten and the Wonder Women, Chungking Express / My Blueberry Nights / Fallen Angels / generally anything by Wong Kar Wai, Memento, Oldboy, Sympathy For Lady Vengeance, 301/302, Grave of the Fireflies, Earth 2100, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, The Orphanage.

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Other games I enjoyed very much

The Last of Us (PS4), Resident Evil 7 (PS4 / still can’t get the theme song out of my head), This War of Mine (Mac / the first time I played it, I actually felt emotionally traumatised), Escape Rooms (in real life and on phone), Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop (Wii), Silent Hill: Shattered Memories (Wii), Pokemon Crystal (GBC), Harvest Moon (GBC), Phantasmagoria (PC), Princess Maker 2 (PC), Real Lives (PC), Creatures 2 (PC / didn’t dig Creatures 3 as much somehow), Superstar by an indie game developer called Daisy Chain (PC), Leisure Suit Larry (PC / I played it as a teen and thought it hilarious), Bart Simpson’s Escape From Camp Deadly (GB) and last but not least, Chip ’n Dale Rescue Rangers (NES / this was most fun when you played it with another person).

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Favourite game

The Sims 2 hands down (with all its expansions, a few mods and loads of custom content). I started playing in 2005 and 13 years on, I’m still playing it! I can play till my hand stiffens with pain and yet still want to play. There’s always more buildings to build, more businesses to start, more personalities to fill your neighbourhood with, more babies to grow into adults and I haven’t even done everything there is to do within the game yet. I wish I could stop liking it so much, especially since I’m now 13 years more adult than I was when I started, but, as it is with love, I just can’t help myself.

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A New World

Last week, I saw something I never thought I’d ever see on TV. A character named Alex Danvers proposing to a character named Maggie Sawyer. It was mind-blowing because Alex Danvers is a woman. A heavily-mascaraed, lycra-wearing babe, as is Maggie. Surprising because lesbians on TV used to be perpetual villains doomed to be dead, punished or “cured” and subtext was even a thing. Fascinating because where I sit right now, same-sex marriage isn’t even legal and LGBTQ content is non-existent on local television channels. That I could actually watch a woman proposing to a woman on a TV show while being here is amazing and surreal. Like the impossible occurred. So thank you all who made it possible. You have changed my world completely, whether or not you know it.

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